probablyday:

millennial nerd bertie wooster for some reason

endorphinmachine:

theinformationcollector:

TIL female gladiators or “gladiatrices” existed in ancient Rome, but were rare because it was considered unwomanly. One gladiatrix of note was a woman who fought wild boars with a spear while topless, and who would squat to urinate in front of a stunned crowd.

via reddit.com

butch realness

jasonptodd:

this is literally the funniest post on this site i’m going to fucking kill myself having never achieved this level of comedy

guiltycrunch:

orowyrm:

orowyrm:

dear god please let our new baby octopus feel confident enough to move out of her corner hiding spot today while i’m on exhibits so i can see her properly for the first time amen

she stuck out a single arm before changing her mind and deciding the rest of the tank is too scary, far too scary by far she is scared

xenasaur:

xenasaur:

xenasaur:

100k notes and I get the jerma womb tattoo

the tattoo in question

oh fuck oh gods oh shit

play-now-my-lord:

*desperate for the material stability of a cringe polycule voice* settlers of catan sounds fun. can you show me how to play it

radiofreederry:

Angry Morrowind residents muttering under their breath

plum-soup:

scope-dogg:

portraitpuppet:

Bullshit. Let him writhe

Homophobia.

moringmark:

loth-catgirl:

prohaloplayer:

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